jetbag:

"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

tagged → #out to lunch
tagged → #gina #animals

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

tagged → #omg i fucking
the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

tagged → #gina

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.






#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.